Splitsvilla! [NSFW]

Hi guys, here I come again to chatufy you, but now, I have serious competition, thanks to MTV! 

Well, well, I am not talking about Roadies 6 which is won by Sufi , I want to rant about Splitsvilla, to be specific, Splitsvilla2. I am not a fan of Reality shows, but the turn of events that goes in this series, keeps me glued to it.

First of all, one of my friend opines "These fellas seem to be hanging out at somewhere in Delhi and Chandigarh, the MTV crew just went there and picked everybody up, there is no other explaination that how these guys knew each other!"

Another one quips "All these are ABCA (Amir Baap ke Chodu Aulad!)"

What I feel, India is a liberated country now, everyone can do whatever they want! I am really excited to see when these MTV guys are going to air the Sexual Escapades of the participants on TV! 

These guys say love is war, I really doubt it, all I see it nobody is in love in the show, just want to save their own ass, and faking love. And the king of the show, I think he is a gay, or may be he lost his manhood, during his early childhood, and yes, his marbles too! On one day, he asks a girl welldressed and not in swimsuit to get into the pool in 30 secs flat and refuses to talk if she fails to do so! Man! 

HEIGHT OF DESPERATION!

Anyway guys! keep your fingers crossed ( and your handlotions ready), cause soft porn (I believe it is getting harder each episode) not gonna harm you!

Enjoy the show!

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